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So this article is certainly not a diss to any of these three apps- I think they are all great in their own way and whether you are looking to make friends, a relationship or a hot one night stand I would recommend choosing one, two or all three in most cases. But let’s keep it real here- there are some bat shit cray cray people on those sites. And since I have been on them for the past couple of years, I myself have gotten some pretty award winning messages that would hopefully make you ROTFLOL (not that I expect you to fall out of your chair and do this, but it would be nice). That being said- here are the best of the best, the crem de la crem, of my gay app world 2.0.

Growlr3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I prefer a pocketbook personally.

 

Grindr1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fat girl night.

 

Scruff1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck Christina.

 

Growlr1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m Martha Fucking Stewart.

 

Growlr5

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously if you work here chances are you are going to get to at least 2nd base.  Just bring me home something.

 

Grindr3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SOMEBODY STOP ME!

 

Grindr4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Salmon.

 

Grindr2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HEHEHEHEHE NAY!

 

026

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously.

027

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So to recap here I look like a huggable Justin Timberlake who has stature.  Sure.

 

Growlr4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone google what a Naked Chairmat is so I know what i am.

 

What are some of the best ones you’ve gotten?  Hope this all made you laugh a little and not take these apps too seriously as these guys haven’t anyways.

4 COMMENTS

  1. Love the article. Wish I had kept all of my own “winners”. I think I’m most bemused by the ones that want to drop your life immediately, head over, screw them like porn star, then quickly dress and leave. Um, yeah, right. 🙂

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