My Reign recaps gives good read.
Last week was Halloween. I have no idea why Reign ran during then, but it means that, unfortunately, I was out doing things in a costume, and I have to spend this weekend catching up.
television recaps
Reign Recap: No History was Harmed in the Making of This Feature
Reign. You might have seen the posters of it around town, with some woman who almost looks like Kim Kardashian sitting with two generic CW hotties behind her. Once I realized that it was about Mary, Queen of Scots, I knew that it was going to be a hot mess, and I should totally jump on that train. So, join me as I recap “Reign.” Warning, you might need a bottle of wine to go with this. [Read more…] about Reign Recap: No History was Harmed in the Making of This Feature
Dance Academy Recap: Unreliable Narrator
Previously, on Dance Academy, Christian was an emo git, Abigail tried to quit, and Kat became bulimic. Catch up week continues! [Read more…] about Dance Academy Recap: Unreliable Narrator
Dance Academy Recap: The Chicken Dance
Second Dance Academy in a row? That’s right folks; we’re playing catch up here! What happens to Tara and the gang?! WHO KNOWS?! [Read more…] about Dance Academy Recap: The Chicken Dance
Dance Academy Recap: How We Got Over Sammy
Previously on Dance Academy, small town farm girl Tara Webster joined the Ballet Academy That Doesn’t Teach Ballet and is the Wurst Dancer Ever. Except when she’s not, and then she’s the Tallest Clara Ever. She had a crush on Every Boy Ever, while other students did stuff. Finally, the gay boy died, Tara was the Second Best Ballet Student in the World, and everyone promised to be friends forever. Let’s see how long this lasts. [Read more…] about Dance Academy Recap: How We Got Over Sammy
Game of Thrones Recap: Things That Make You Go Meh
Previously on A Game of Thrones, Dany took over a city. Jamie saved Brienne. Theon was tortured. Sansa and Tyrion got married. Rickon went for the Emmy. Stannis killed everyone by throwing some bugs in a fire, and you ended up in therapy. [Read more…] about Game of Thrones Recap: Things That Make You Go Meh
Game of Thrones Recap: George R. R. Martin Hates Us All
Last week on Game of Thrones, Matt Damon pranced around in a speedo, looking all fine and dandy, while Michael Douglas . . . wait, no. Last time on Game of Thrones, Dany wore a beautiful robe for some long haired hippy punk and Sam killed an ice zombie. [Read more…] about Game of Thrones Recap: George R. R. Martin Hates Us All
Game of Thrones Recap: It’s a-me, Daario!!
Previously, Sam and Gilly had awkward conversation, Shireen finally made her debut, Sansa refused to learn more about good sex, Shae pouted, Tori Amos told Gendry that he was noble, Arya complained and Dany was a diplomatic badass. Caught up? No? Then read the books. [Read more…] about Game of Thrones Recap: It’s a-me, Daario!!
RuPaul’s Drag Race Post Mortem
Well, it’s officially over, and Jinkx Monsoon won. Oh, you wanted spoilers? It’s been a week. Get with the program. Let’s talk about the finale party after the jump. [Read more…] about RuPaul’s Drag Race Post Mortem
Game of Thrones Recap: And We’re Back Edition
Previously, on Game of Thrones, a bunch of people were stabbed, but in Beric Dondarrion’s case, it didn’t stick. [Read more…] about Game of Thrones Recap: And We’re Back Edition